Hello, world...
I am: Richard, half man/half amazing, cat herder, palm tree hugger, rogue guerrilla monk wandering Asia barefoot, always outnumbered but never outgunned. I love: Mom, John, Paul, George, and Ringo. I like: rainy lazy Sundays, Fender Jaguars, zombies, Apple Inc. I dislike: hard butter, warm fruit, wasabi burn, brain freeze, plastic bags. I have: come face-to-face with a wild tiger shark, almost drowned to death in an underground cave, never let an open bottle of red wine go to waste, had my heart broken. I do: dim sum, black coffee/brown sugar, surfing, mixed martial arts, wanderlust. I try: patience, compassion, world domination. I wish: world peace then alien invasion. Superpowers: a lazy x-ray eye, minty fresh breath, kung-fu grip. Kryptonite: fried chicken and blondes. Guilty pleasure: frying bacon naked. Secret crush: girls in military hats. Musings: I wish I was a rockstar. That way I could wear sunglasses anywhere, anytime. Even while frying bacon naked. Oh, wait. I already do that.