New Year’s Resolutions are lame. Why wait ‘til the end of the year to let yourself down with broken promises? I prefer to spread it out and disappoint myself multiple times throughout the year, instead. On that note, I give to you (in no particular order) my top ten resolutions for 2010...

1. 1.Improve my non-existent French. (I lived in Montréal for 13 years. I should speak French fluently by now! J’ai tellement honte.)
   

2. 2.Travel more. (Expedition to Antarctica, perhaps? Hhmmm...)
   

3. 3.Write and record more music. (Enough posing in the mirror with my guitar, lips pursed and shirtless in pajamas doing rockstar kicks. Time to lay down some tracks, yo!)
   

4. 4.Do another adventure race. (Marathons: bo-ring! I prefer to jump off cliffs, swing from vines, wrestle wild baboons and nearly drown to death in leech-infested rivers.)
   

5. 5.Write and shoot a video podcast.
   

6. 6.Check myself into fried food rehab. (Fried chicken to me is what black tar heroin was to     Kurt Cobain.)
   

8. 8.More: rockclimbing, sketching, surfing, MMA, diving, reading, fried chicken.
   

9. 9.Make an iPhone app or two.
   

10. 10. Listen to more new music. (There’s only so many times I can cry myself to sleep at night to “Stairway To Heaven”.)