I am: a brat cat, not fat just big-boned. I love: tuna sashimi, Fuzzy, ma and pa, Grandma. I like: Gucci handbags, manicures and pedicures, Leonard Cohen, lazy Sundays, Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays. I dislike: cheap champagne. I do: all-you-can-eat Chinese/Mexican buffets. I try: diet. I wish: no diet. Superpowers: luxuriously soft n’ chubby pillow-like body, laser-emitting eyes. Kryptonite: Beluga caviar. Guilty pleasure: Manolo Blahnik. Secret crush: Capt. Jack Sparrow. Currently: napping in a sunspot.

I am: cat Wolverine. I love: ma and pa, Grandma, Princess, early Metallica. I like: watching birds on TV, hiding in paper bags, eyeballing fish swim. I dislike: yappy Chihuahuas, big furry spiders. I do: window sill world watching, kangaroo boxing. I try: sit, shake a paw, roll over, play dead. I wish: I had wings. Superpowers: cat-like reflexes, night vision, uncanny ability to always land on all fours. Kryptonite: laser pointers. Guilty pleasure: mini cat hammock. Secret crush: Hello Kitty, Maneki Neko. Currently: waiting for Princess.