I am: half man/half amazing, cat herder, palm tree hugger, rogue guerrilla monk wandering Asia barefoot, always outnumbered but never outgunned. I love: Izzy, Mom, my furballs, John, Paul, George, and Ringo. I like: aimless wanderings, lazy Sundays, Fender Jaguars, zombies, Apple Inc. I dislike: hard butter, warm fruit, wasabi burn, Slurpee headaches, plastic bags. I have: come face-to-face with a wild tiger shark, almost drowned to death in an underground cave, never let an open bottle of red wine go to waste, had my heart broken. I do: dim sum, black coffee/brown sugar, adventure travel, mixed martial arts. I try: patience, compassion, world domination. I wish: world peace then alien invasion. Superpowers: a lazy x-ray eye, minty fresh breath, kung-fu grip. Kryptonite: fried chicken. Guilty pleasure: Enya. Secret crush: girls in military hats. Currently: no. 2 on a Google search for myself, slightly hungover, nurturing ughLAB. These are my random thoughts on whatever. Enjoy!